Liam Doesn't

Dedicated to those adorable boys and Daddy direction
am-i-rose-or-davesprite:

nevergonnawalkpastafez:

john-barowman:

dontwakethedragons:

what-is-gmans-gender:

loveurlittlethings7:

linalovesonedirection:

onedgirl2299:

Good kisser;)


Good kisser

After seeing a strange but convincing post on her dash, Sarah decides to test its theory. She begins holding her breath—an easy task for a first-chair clarinet—and carefully clicks “reblog”. The post becomes lighter as the loading icon appears, spinning in the center like the circle of life itself. Suddenly, her computer shuts down as it runs out of battery. The girl frantically begins searching for her laptop charger, still holding her breath with a determined will. She won’t lose this fight. As her computer begins to turn on, she pounds the wall beside her in frustration as she notices the Windows mandatory update screen—once a simple annoyance, it is now the key that seals her fate. “Come on, come on!” she whispers, afraid to use up too much of her precious air supply, now dwindling as the percentage slowly increases. 35%. Her lungs are on fire, but she cannot give up. 50%. Black spots begin to cloud her vision. 70%. Feeling faint, she leans back and tries to keep her racing mind focused on the task at hand. 85%. Mere seconds remain. 99%. … Just as it hits 100%, her screen comes to life, but the girl can’t take it anymore and promptly passes out, knocking over the poorly-placed lit candle on her dresser. It ignites the pile of school papers on the ground, and within minutes the whole house is ablaze. Fortunately, Sarah lives alone, and only one life is taken in the tragic accident. It’s a shame that she put so much trust in the internet with such a personal matter as kissing. Perhaps she should’ve just asked her girlfriend instead, thus saving all of this trouble.

reblog or sarah’s lips will haunt you and give you bad luck for eight years


reblogging for that story

oh mY GOD

am-i-rose-or-davesprite:

nevergonnawalkpastafez:

john-barowman:

dontwakethedragons:

what-is-gmans-gender:

loveurlittlethings7:

linalovesonedirection:

onedgirl2299:

Good kisser;)

Good kisser

After seeing a strange but convincing post on her dash, Sarah decides to test its theory. She begins holding her breath—an easy task for a first-chair clarinet—and carefully clicks “reblog”. The post becomes lighter as the loading icon appears, spinning in the center like the circle of life itself. Suddenly, her computer shuts down as it runs out of battery. The girl frantically begins searching for her laptop charger, still holding her breath with a determined will. She won’t lose this fight. As her computer begins to turn on, she pounds the wall beside her in frustration as she notices the Windows mandatory update screen—once a simple annoyance, it is now the key that seals her fate. “Come on, come on!” she whispers, afraid to use up too much of her precious air supply, now dwindling as the percentage slowly increases. 35%. Her lungs are on fire, but she cannot give up. 50%. Black spots begin to cloud her vision. 70%. Feeling faint, she leans back and tries to keep her racing mind focused on the task at hand. 85%. Mere seconds remain. 99%. … Just as it hits 100%, her screen comes to life, but the girl can’t take it anymore and promptly passes out, knocking over the poorly-placed lit candle on her dresser. It ignites the pile of school papers on the ground, and within minutes the whole house is ablaze. Fortunately, Sarah lives alone, and only one life is taken in the tragic accident. It’s a shame that she put so much trust in the internet with such a personal matter as kissing. Perhaps she should’ve just asked her girlfriend instead, thus saving all of this trouble.

reblog or sarah’s lips will haunt you and give you bad luck for eight years

reblogging for that story

oh mY GOD

(Source: gabriellafebles, via houseofbrodeur)

lukesbigcock:

audiemichael:

REBLOG : This girl was found dead the morning after this photo was taken. She died of suffucation, and was found with a plastic bag over her head. She loved taking pictures of herself. It wasn’t until a week after she was killed, her sister found this on her laptop. Police investigations have no lead on her murder except for the man hidden in this picture. The mans identity remains unknown. If you dont reblog this in 254 seconds this man will appear in one of your pictures and kill you the same way she was.

i aint risking a shit

lukesbigcock:

audiemichael:

REBLOG : This girl was found dead the morning after this photo was taken. She died of suffucation, and was found with a plastic bag over her head. She loved taking pictures of herself. It wasn’t until a week after she was killed, her sister found this on her laptop. Police investigations have no lead on her murder except for the man hidden in this picture. The mans identity remains unknown. If you dont reblog this in 254 seconds this man will appear in one of your pictures and kill you the same way she was.

i aint risking a shit

(via arrystyles)

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

whisperin-g:

evelinortega:

evelinortega:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

I wasn’t even on my dash, and I still see this post. 

Not again.

Can’t risk it guys sozzzz

(via cuddlystydia)

lenleg:

lenleg:

Ok Y’all, listen up! This absolute goddess here is my friend Iona. See all that absolutely gorgeous wavy hair she has? Well she’s going to shave it all off. Go completely bald. Bald as an egg. For charity.
She’s raising money for the Little Princess Trust, which provides real-hair wigs, free of charge, to little boys and girls that have lost their own hair through cancer treatment and other illnesses.
So not only is she raising money for the Trust, she’s giving up her own hair for them to make a wig with, to give a very sick little boy or girl their confidence back.
So come on tumblr, we can get that girl the fluffy chicken, so we can totally help Iona out! If you can, please donate anything you can at all on:
http://www.justgiving.com/Iona-Goes-Bald/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=fundraisingpage&utm_content=Iona-Goes-Bald&utm_campaign=pfp-share
She’s incredibly brave because she totally loves her hair and I think it’s wonderful how she’s trying her best to make a difference in the lives of seriously ill children.
Even if you can’t donate, please reblog so that other people can see this and let’s try to get Iona as much money as we can for this!


Three notes?
THREE
COME ON TUMBLR YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS

lenleg:

lenleg:

Ok Y’all, listen up! This absolute goddess here is my friend Iona. See all that absolutely gorgeous wavy hair she has? Well she’s going to shave it all off. Go completely bald. Bald as an egg. For charity.

She’s raising money for the Little Princess Trust, which provides real-hair wigs, free of charge, to little boys and girls that have lost their own hair through cancer treatment and other illnesses.

So not only is she raising money for the Trust, she’s giving up her own hair for them to make a wig with, to give a very sick little boy or girl their confidence back.

So come on tumblr, we can get that girl the fluffy chicken, so we can totally help Iona out! If you can, please donate anything you can at all on:

http://www.justgiving.com/Iona-Goes-Bald/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=fundraisingpage&utm_content=Iona-Goes-Bald&utm_campaign=pfp-share

She’s incredibly brave because she totally loves her hair and I think it’s wonderful how she’s trying her best to make a difference in the lives of seriously ill children.

Even if you can’t donate, please reblog so that other people can see this and let’s try to get Iona as much money as we can for this!

http://d2cme1q4f44ryr.cloudfront.net/Utils/imaging.ashx?width=400&imageType=frpphoto&img=112013/b73eca10-7fe3-4491-b3ef-e929a7f80343.jpg

Three notes?

THREE

COME ON TUMBLR YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS

(via houseofbrodeur)

gipsiidanger:

aviculor:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

(via littletrenchcoatangel)

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

pierce-the-tony:

wish-iwerent-here:

rawrawrawrimmahobo:

watchtheskytonight:

wicked-literature:

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

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my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

OH MY GOD.

MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

JESUS.

But the lack of notes truly worries me

Bam.

J

My mouse accidently slid off of the button and I was like, “dkfsafsa”

(via cuddlystydia)

‎90% of people marry their 7th-12th grade love. Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight. If you dont repost this, your worst week starts now

1dlovelygirlfriends:

fuck1dintheresleep:

ishipbullshit-okay:

cupcake-loueh:

larryslove:

claimingstyles:

xkatiestylesx:

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JUST TO BE SAFE YO. 

seems legit

looks like I’m marrying Harry Styles 

Perfect

I had a crush on Nick Carter…but he’s engaged to someone that’s not me. Therefore this is completely invalid.

Uhm

I’m sorry but I can’t help it as I’m really superstitious :L

Thfhfhguhntjghgyh

sorry ;/

(via aka17black)